October 19, 2014
A limerick:

gluethegrue:

toothlessrebel:

asgardiantelevision:

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Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:

A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.

THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCKKKKKKK

THIS IS SO CUTE OH MY GOSH

(via sholock)

October 19, 2014
illyriel:

solveigrobin:

illyriel:

zimpo17:

Things that happen when me and my friend skype.

Birna, WHAT THE FUCK

ssssss don’t question it!

I’m convinced that all icelandic people are absolutely and completely mad!

Indeed we are ;)

illyriel:

solveigrobin:

illyriel:

zimpo17:

Things that happen when me and my friend skype.

Birna, WHAT THE FUCK

ssssss don’t question it!

I’m convinced that all icelandic people are absolutely and completely mad!

Indeed we are ;)

October 18, 2014
illyriel:

zimpo17:

Things that happen when me and my friend skype.

Birna, WHAT THE FUCK

ssssss don’t question it!

illyriel:

zimpo17:

Things that happen when me and my friend skype.

Birna, WHAT THE FUCK

ssssss don’t question it!

October 18, 2014

zimpo17:

HERE’S MY CAT. LOOK AT IT. YES, I’M FORCING YOU TO LOOK AT MY CAT. …because she’s totes adorbs.

Was going through my album from the time she was born and the pictures I took of her today. I really wish it was allowed to have cats in this apartment ;_;

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My purdy little Aria. A total derp who doesn’t like horses. 

I HAD THE URGE TO SHARE THIS WITH YOU GUIZ. Pls. Look at this adorableness. 

derp derp!

October 18, 2014
zimpo17:

Things that happen when me and my friend skype.

WE ARE TOTALLY NORMAL THIS IS WHAT NORMAL PPL DO!!! IT IS AMAZING!!!!

zimpo17:

Things that happen when me and my friend skype.

WE ARE TOTALLY NORMAL THIS IS WHAT NORMAL PPL DO!!! IT IS AMAZING!!!!

September 20, 2014
prop-japan:

今日からサンノゼ!初日はゴジラ寿司!#sushi #american

takethekeyandlockherup waaaaaant! waaaaaaant!

prop-japan:

今日からサンノゼ!初日はゴジラ寿司!#sushi #american

takethekeyandlockherup waaaaaant! waaaaaaant!

August 23, 2014

doctorsherlocklokison:

im-depressed-but-funny:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

i am literally the only person in my history class who has been turning in work consistently all year and i just got an email from my professor saying that if i’m not feeling up to it i dont have to bother writing the 18 page final paper he assigned i just have to not tell anybody god is real

For a while i thought you meant that you had to not tell people that god was real.

This is why punctuation was created

takethekeyandlockherup ^this

(Source: wingbeifong, via dontbeanassbutt)

August 23, 2014
iwillneverdropmysword:

masteradept:

american-ruby:

ohfalada:

Also their clothes (pockets, pockets, pockets).

if stuff is made for men, it’s practical and helps them be human beings
if stuff is made for women, it’s pretty and helps us be decoration

You forgot, the stuff made for women is also more expensive

Will never NOT reblog stuff such as this.

^this!

iwillneverdropmysword:

masteradept:

american-ruby:

ohfalada:

Also their clothes (pockets, pockets, pockets).

if stuff is made for men, it’s practical and helps them be human beings

if stuff is made for women, it’s pretty and helps us be decoration

You forgot, the stuff made for women is also more expensive

Will never NOT reblog stuff such as this.

^this!

(Source: mindynovak, via dontbeanassbutt)

August 23, 2014
prettylittlewitch96:

literallybyronic:

policymic:

Aggressive guy won’t leave you alone? Give them this number (669) 221-6251

A new service is angling to help out women worried about how their rejection will be handled by overly-aggressive gentleman callers. It’s called the Feminist Phone Intervention, and it’s a brilliantly simple trick for socially active.
It works like this: The next time you give a man your number to get him to leave you alone, use this one: (669) 221-6251, courtesy of the folks over Feminist Intervention. When someone calls that number, they’ll reach a computer-recorded message of a bell hooks quotation — so you can “protect your privacy while dropping some feminist knowledge when your unwanted ‘suitor’ calls or texts,” the website explains. It works for texts, too. 
Read more 


so useful. spread this shit like wildfire

We shouldn’t need this, but I’m glad we have it

this needs to be a thing in England!

prettylittlewitch96:

literallybyronic:

policymic:

Aggressive guy won’t leave you alone? Give them this number (669) 221-6251

A new service is angling to help out women worried about how their rejection will be handled by overly-aggressive gentleman callers. It’s called the Feminist Phone Intervention, and it’s a brilliantly simple trick for socially active.

It works like this: The next time you give a man your number to get him to leave you alone, use this one: (669) 221-6251, courtesy of the folks over Feminist Intervention. When someone calls that number, they’ll reach a computer-recorded message of a bell hooks quotation — so you can “protect your privacy while dropping some feminist knowledge when your unwanted ‘suitor’ calls or texts,” the website explains. It works for texts, too. 

Read more 

so useful. spread this shit like wildfire

We shouldn’t need this, but I’m glad we have it

this needs to be a thing in England!

(Source: micdotcom, via dontbeanassbutt)

August 23, 2014

romantickissing:

things girls are made to feel ashamed of-

  • having periods
  • choosing what they want to wear on their body
  • wanting to/not wanting to have sex
  • putting boys in the ‘friendzone’
  • standing up against misogyny
  • ruining a boy’s life by telling the police that he raped her
  • abortion
  • having hair on their body
  • not appreciating catcalls
  • not appreciating chivalry
  • having control over their own fucking body

basically living

more or less.

(via dontbeanassbutt)

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